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"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."
"If you two don't stop bugging me, I'm never going to grow up and move out!"
The Prodigal Son Returns To Do His Laundry
"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."
"I think everyone would be happier if you moved in with my parents, and I moved in with yours."
"Last week my dad sent me two messages asking how I was, so I accused him of being a control freak. This week he hasn't texted me at all...why is he neglecting me?!"
'Son, sometimes a mother needs to hear those three little words...'I'm moving out.''
"I just like to know what you're doing so I can be disappointed."
"They grow so quickly and before you know it, they're moving back in with you."