Womanisers Cartoons and Comics

Quicky cleaners

"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."

"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"

"It keeps him from hitting on women."

"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"

"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."

'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'

How penguins get away with cheating.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'I'd vote for her if it weren't for the rumor she's a manizer.'

'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'

'In all the years I've been married my lips have never touched those of another woman. I kiss them on the tummy.'

'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Geriatrics: 'wine...women...song'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

'Typical! - We do all the work, and the drones get all the women!'

How about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Alan's wife could never find out he was addicted to picking up chicks.

'I don't mind you circulating among the ladies but don't get stopping.'

"There's a lady coming up who says she'd like to return God's gift to women."