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"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, love, romance, unromantic, recent, new, newest, player, players, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, man, men"It keeps him from hitting on women."
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collar of shame, cone collar, cone collars, cone, cones, womanizer, womanizers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizing, womanising, party, parties, socialising, socializing, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, chatting up, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, love life, cheat, cheats, cheating, infidelity"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"
"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."
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cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, sleaze, sleazy, womaniser, womanizer, womanisers, womanizers, philanderer, philanderers, rake, rakes, relationship, relationships, bad boyfriend, bad boyfiremds, bad husband, bad husband, adulterous, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, faithless, fickle'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'
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olympian, olympians, jump, jumps, jumper, jumpers, sportsman, sportsmen, sporting, broad, broads, jumping broads, grandparent, grandparents, grandson, grandsons, lie, lies, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizersHow penguins get away with cheating.
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penguin, penguins, bird, birds, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, adultery, infidelity, cheat, cheats, cheating, excuse, excuses, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, womanizer, womanizers, womaniser, womanisers, husband, husbands, infidelities"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes'A babe magnet? Shouldn't that be a fridge magnet?!'
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babe magnet, dwarf, dwarfs, dwarf's, blind date, blind dates, irresistable, babe, babes, small, little, tiny, big, huge, towering, massive, pint sized, charming little man, player, womaniser, players, womanisers'In all the years I've been married my lips have never touched those of another woman. I kiss them on the tummy.'
'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'
'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends'Typical! - We do all the work, and the drones get all the women!'
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bee, bees, insect, insects, bug, bugs, work, works, drone, drones, hard work, hard worker, hard workers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, working hard, nature, having funHow about a date tonight? No way...I am getting married today! Well, how about tomorrow then?
'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'
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milkman, milkmen, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, round, rounds, rink to forget, girlfriend, girlfriends, drinking milk, skim milk, skimmed milk, friend, forgets, milk, bar, bartender, pub, drink, drunk, friendsAlan's wife could never find out he was addicted to picking up chicks.
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chicks, chick, pick up, picking up, on the pull, pulls, pulling, affairs, bird, birds, women, ladies, woman, lady, cheats, womanisers, pick-up, pick-up, picking-up, cheating, cheat, womaniser, affair, having an affair'I don't mind you circulating among the ladies but don't get stopping.'
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, party, parties, network, networks, circulate, circulates, circulating, chat, chats, small talk, chatting, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, open marriage, trust, talk, talks, talking, jealous, jealousy, jealous woman"There's a lady coming up who says she'd like to return God's gift to women."
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pearly gates, heavenly gates, god's gift, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ego, egos, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, st peter, st. peter, saint peter, womanizer, womanizers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizing, lothario, lotharios