Womanizer Cartoons and Comics

"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."

Quicky cleaners

"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"

"I'm married, but it's not serious."

"It keeps him from hitting on women."

"I'm turned off by the womanizing."

"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"

"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."

'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

How penguins get away with cheating.

"I didn't mean to philander. I swear I thought it was you."

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

'I'd vote for her if it weren't for the rumor she's a manizer.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'In all the years I've been married my lips have never touched those of another woman. I kiss them on the tummy.'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'I like women who know how to listen.'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

R.A. is a nympho.