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"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, love, romance, unromantic, recent, new, newest, player, players, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, man, men"I'm married, but it's not serious."
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marriage, married, married man, married woman, relationship, relationships, not serious, single, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, two-time, two-timer, two-timers, two-timing, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, philanderer, philanderers, womanizer, womanizers, sleaze, sleazy, lech, flirt, flirting, flirts"It keeps him from hitting on women."
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collar of shame, cone collar, cone collars, cone, cones, womanizer, womanizers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizing, womanising, party, parties, socialising, socializing, flirtation, flirtations, flirting, flirt, flirts, chatting up, chat up, chat-up, chat-ups, love life, cheat, cheats, cheating, infidelity"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"
"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."
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cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, sleaze, sleazy, womaniser, womanizer, womanisers, womanizers, philanderer, philanderers, rake, rakes, relationship, relationships, bad boyfriend, bad boyfiremds, bad husband, bad husband, adulterous, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, faithless, fickle'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'
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olympian, olympians, jump, jumps, jumper, jumpers, sportsman, sportsmen, sporting, broad, broads, jumping broads, grandparent, grandparents, grandson, grandsons, lie, lies, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizersLady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'
How penguins get away with cheating.
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penguin, penguins, bird, birds, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, adultery, infidelity, cheat, cheats, cheating, excuse, excuses, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, womanizer, womanizers, womaniser, womanisers, husband, husbands, infidelities"I didn't mean to philander. I swear I thought it was you."
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penguin, penguins, husband, husbands, philander, philanders, philandering, womanize, womanizer, womanizers, similar, similarity, similarities, appearance, appearances, flirt, flirts, flirting, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, affair, affairs, adultery, commit adultery, cheat, cheats, cheating"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothes'In all the years I've been married my lips have never touched those of another woman. I kiss them on the tummy.'
'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'
'I've never hired illegal aliens, never avoided my income taxes, never womanized, never sexually harassed anyone, never avoided my service obligation. Will that disqualify me from being reelected?'
'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'
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gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, smoke, smokes, smoker, smokers, smoking, drinker, drinkers, womaniser, womanisers, womanizer, womanizers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends