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"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, hiring, hr, h.r., human resources, recruiting, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, interview, interviews, job, jobs, position, positions, candidate, candidates, applicant, applicants, prospective, employee, employees, employment, unemployment, work, resume, resumes, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, movie, movies, film, films, studio, studios, cameo, cameos, role, roles, accounting, best, agent, agents, agency, agencies, actor, actors, acting, talent, modern life
"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
Tags:transplant, transplants, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, role, roles, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, middle age, middle-aged women, sexism, audition, auditions, auditioning, glass ceiling, hollywood, age, ages, ageing, medical advice, good part, good parts, good role, good roles, older women
Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat lady, crazy cat lady, crazy cat people, cat person, cat people, cat carrier, luxury, luxuries, cat got the cream, luxurious, luxuriously, pet, pets, domestic, domestic pet, domestic pets, love, loving, owner, pet owner, owners, role, roles, switched, switching, role switching, love, loves, loving, treat, special treatment
"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."
Tags:breadwinner, breadwinners, gender reversal, gender reversals, role reversal, role reversals, provider, providers, providing, dad, dads, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, primary, primary caregiver, primary caregivers, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender role, gender roles, role, roles, childcare, child care, career woman, career women
"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, french, ranch, rancher, ranchers, cowboy, cowboys, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, pun, puns, word play, wordplay, salad dressing, salad dressings, dressing, dressings, salad, salads, role, roles, beret, berets, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, hat, hats, guess, guesses, guessing, let me guess, assuming, french dressing, ranch dressing
"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."
'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'
"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"
Cast of Dream
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'No I'm not kidding! Actually trade places! You be his best friend for a while, and I get to be his severest critic!'
"It's between me, a horse with a guy's butt, and Nicolas Cage."
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"We'd like you to be the quirky but lovable teen-age daughter,"
Tags:sit com, sit coms, sit-com, sit-coms, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, family, performance review, performance reviews, expectation, expectations, role, roles, pretentious, pretentiousness, modern life, modern expectations, working relationship, work relationships, work friend, work friends
"I'd like to speak to you in my capacity as your dog."
"And lastly, Your Honor, I would like to present Mr. Richard Coan in the small but crucial role of the defendant."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, role, roles, acting, actor, actors, introducing, introductions
"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, breeding, breed, breeds, breeder, breeders, parent, parents, parentage, poodle, poodles, pit bull, pit bulls, family, families, role, roles, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, puppy, puppies, family issues, family problems, family dynamics
"It just seems like all the good roles for women are being taken by all the good female actresses."
Tags:role, roles, female role, female roles, part, parts, hollywood, actress, actresses, actor, actors, gig, gigs, acting, womens role, womens roles, women's role, women's roles, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, feminist, feminists, feminism, gripe, gripes, griping, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, unfair, film industry, play, plays, drama
'Mom...You're not setting the feminist movement back 50 years just to make me happy, are you?'
Bar & Grill Theatre - Tonight: Eddie Boy as "The Bartender"
'Excuse me! My eyes are up here!'
"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."
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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
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'I've always believed my wife should not work. She should stay at home and do the cooking, cleaning, ironing, gardening, washing, painting.'
"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."
'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'
'We don't like anyone to get too comfortable in a new role.'