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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
The limits of power
The Lawyer Fairy
The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
Transformed in a Business Woman
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"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"
'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'
"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."
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"Why didn't the Fairy Godmother use her cell phone to remind Cinderella it's getting late?"
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'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'
"Ever wave one of these wands?"
"And your third wish?"
"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."
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"It turns back into a frisbee at midnight."
"Naturally curly hair."
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Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.
The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy
"It's the closure fairy."
Tags:the grim reaper, grim reaper, fairy, fairies, closure, getting closure, personification, old age, the elderly, black humour, dark humour, personification, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, underreact, underreaction, underreactions, imminent death, european folklore, elderly couple, elderly couples
"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."
'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'
Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."
'OK, that's strike two. You've got one more wish.'
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