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"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
Tags:wand, wands, magic wand, magic wands, wish, wishes, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wishing, good deed, good deeds, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, happy ending, happy endings, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathies, sympathizing, sympathising
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
The Lawyer Fairy
The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
Tags:sexual harassment, revenge, vengeance, get even, gets even, getting even, fairy, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wish, wishes, grant, grants, granting, granted, frog, frogs, fairy tale, fairy tales, perv, pervs, feminist, feminists, feminism, grant a wish, granting a wish, flasher, flashers, flashing
Transformed in a Business Woman
Tags:business woman, business women, businesswoman, business women, business person, business people, businessperson, cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, transformed, transformed, gender issues, gender inequality, gender equality, sexism, misogyny, modern values, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, feminism, you shall go to the ball, fairy, fairies, equality, magic, magic spell, magic spells, business suit, business suits, business dress, business clothing, business clothes
"As long as you're doing that, how about revitalizing the neighborhood a little, too?"
Tags:fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy, fairies, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, pumpkin, pumpkins, carriage, carriages, magic spell, magic spells, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, revitalization, revitalizations, revitalisation, revitalizing, revitalising, economic development, economic developments
"Do you think that if I were able to make a dress, I'd go around dressed this way?"
'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'
"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."
Tags:cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, rags to riches, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, underwhelmed, underwhelming, make over, make overs, make-over, make-overs, unappreciative
"Why didn't the Fairy Godmother use her cell phone to remind Cinderella it's getting late?"
Tags:cinderella, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy, fairies, bedtime story, bedtime stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, kid, kids, modern life, magic spell, magic spells, technology dependency, technical dependency, dependency, dependencies, overuse, addiction, addictions, addict, addicts, modern life, modern lifestyle
'I'm from Teamsters' Local 972, Ma'am -- we have reports that you've been turning mice into coachmen.'
"Ever wave one of these wands?"
"And your third wish?"
"Granted, from now on they'll fetch."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, fairy, fairies, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fetch, playing fetch, dog walking, walkies, role reversal, role reversals, subservient, subservience, revenge, getting revenge, transformation, transformations, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, magic spell, magic spells, cinderella
"It turns back into a frisbee at midnight."
"Naturally curly hair."
Tags:cinderella, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, good witch, good witches, wish, wishes, wishing, beauty, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair type, hair types, naturally curly, curly, curly hair, naturally curly hair, perm, perms, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, beauty standards, hair salon, hair salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists
Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.
"It's the closure fairy."
Tags:the grim reaper, grim reaper, fairy, fairies, closure, getting closure, personification, old age, the elderly, black humour, dark humour, personification, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, underreact, underreaction, underreactions, imminent death, european folklore, elderly couple, elderly couples
"I'm your Fairy God lawyer and will grant you three Gloria Allreds."
'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'
Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."
'OK, that's strike two. You've got one more wish.'
Tags:wish, wishes, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, fairy, fairies, wishing, genie, genies, jinn, jinns, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, strike, strikes, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, cheating, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You may have three mergers.'