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Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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"Is that the corporate rate?"
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"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
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'Just in the nick of time.'
"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"You are now fully initiated into the super secret savers club - you will receive twenty percent back on all in-store purchases."
"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"
'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'
In a Perfect Universe
Mario's Discount Nose Jobs
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Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"
"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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"We got a robo call on a great deal on a cruise."
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Slightly Irregular Books
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'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'
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"One senior and one undead."