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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Do you have a skinny pant that 's a little less skinny?"
Tags:skinny, skinniness, skinny pant, skinny pants, skinny trouser, skinny trousers, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashions, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes store, self-esteem, skinny jeans, jeggings, self-confidence, body confidence, body image, dress size, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, women's fashion, female fashion
"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, mixed signals, getting mixed signals, insecure, insecurity, insecurity, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Will you still love me when I've metamorphosed into a hideous winge insect?"
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, metamorphosed, metamorphosis, metamorphoses, change, changed, aging, age, growing old together, growing old, changing appearances, love, relationship, relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
Next stop: Insecurity.
Tags:insecure, insecurity, self-conscious, self-consciousness, party, parties, partying, social event, social events, introvert, introverts, introversion, cringe, cringes, cringeworthy, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, social anxiety, social anxieties, subway, subways, subway ride, subway rides, train home, trains home, social occasion, social occasions
"I never thought I'd be saying this, but enough with the snuggling already!"
Tags:snuggle, snuggles, snuggler, snugglers, snuggling, teddy bear, teddy bears, married life, married lives, smother, smothers, smothering, clingy, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, bear, bears, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, cuddly, close, closeness, physical affection, affection, affectionate, over-affectionate, space, personal space, personal space issue, personal space issues, share a ed, shares a bed, sharing a bed
"What am I, chopped liver?"
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
Tags:conservative, conservatives, conservative dress, republican, republicans, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, black dress, black dresses, faux pas, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, insecure, insecurity, democrat, democrats, democratic, liberal, liberals, liberal elite, liberal elites, limousine liberal, limousine liberals
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
Tags:resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards
"I've got to know, Beverly. Is there another attorney?"
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, insecure, insecurity, divorce, divorces, family law
"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"Don't be silly - lots of men share the same briefcase."
"How can they possibly hope to defeat us when their generals have such small hats?"
"This is first-quarter projected-earnings report--does it make my butt look big?"
"Nobody cares whether I drink Coke or Pepsi."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, cola, soda, pop, soft drink, soft drinks, brand, brands, brand name, brand names, product, products, consumerism, insecure, insecurity, judging, judgement, judgements, modern life
"What about my fears?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pup, puppy, puppies, beware of the dog, beware of dog, warning, warnings, thought, thoughts, fear, fears, afraid, sign, signs, self image, psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, guard dog, guard dogs
"I hate my nose."
"I'm terrific at estimating crowd size. It looks like a dozen, maybe two dozen at most."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, inauguration, speech, speeches, crowd size, crowd sizes, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, thin-skinned, sensitive, oversensitive, estimate, estimates, estimating, estimated, women's rights, women's march, womens march, feminist, feminists, feminism, women's rights, womens rights, threaten, threatens, threatening, threatened, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny
"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, security, securities, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, trader, traders, trading, stock market, stock markets, wall street, financial industry, business, commerce
"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, faux pas, fashion faux pas, tie, ties, crazy tie, crazy ties, loud, loud tie, ridiculous, gaudy, wide, men's fashion, men's, mens fashion, fashion for men, for men, cry for help, signs, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, insecurity, insecure, business casual, business wear, men's wear, mens wear, cry, help
"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
Tags:foia, foia request, foia requests, request, requests, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, freedom of information, freedom of information act, freedom of information acts, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, personal information, personal info, info, information, god, almighty, judge, judges, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, ethics, government, governments, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers