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"It is unwise to have ones assets evenly divided among stocks, bonds and lottery tickets."
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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."
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'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''
The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."
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'The fiscal cliff and debt ceiling are scaring people. I see lots of traders going to emerging markets.'
'And remember, son, never put in your two cents worth...'
"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"
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'Stock market tips? Financial advice? The right investment? All for 50P!'
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"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."
"Sorry; it's been running slow all morning."
'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'
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"It's titled: 'Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.'"
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"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"
Born penniless. Then I invested on margin & things got worse!
Independent Financial Advisor.
"Tell me again how buying nut futures will help me this winter..."
Spent it all on the best "how to invest" books money can buy.
"Please put my back on hold. That song - "We're in the Money" - put me in a rare good mood!"
'Help! Never found that one great self-help investment book to turn my life around."
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"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"
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"Buy low, sell high. That's all I know about the birds and bees, Harland."
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