Derivative Cartoons and Comics

The Sequel is Coming

"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"

Help! Sold Derivatives when I didn't even know what they were.

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

'Sorry, I can't explain derivatives trading either.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."

"Same old same old."

"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"What do I do? I'm a film remaker."

"So, in writing, there are six basic plots, and their sequels and derivative franchises."

Desert Islands

"Restrictions on derivatives, exotic band deals and swaps? How am I going to stimulate my creativity?"

'And then they all started chanting, Billy doesn't know what a Hybrid Derivative is, Billy doesn'y know what a hybrid derivative is...'

Will Trade Derivatives for Real Money.

'You know, this whole thing is an image problem...easy money, hasty deregulation, arcane derivatives, what have we learned?'

"Don't worry. With only one source, the speech might be plagiarism, using two or more, it is research."

"Pfft. Derivative."

"Derivative? Of what?"

"Could we make this a little more derivative."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Mr. Mooglark goes way back. He remembers fund trading before there were derivatives."

"Derivative? Of what?!"