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Don't Even Think of Insider Trading
"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
"The market was volatile today."
"Do you ever try to explain to your kids that you spend all day buying and selling things you don't have?"
"You got any insider art?"
"The market was up today on massive stock fraud."
"Due to market fluctuations, magic beans were a safer bet."
"All this good health may just be a bubble."
'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'