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Bull Riding on the Stock Market
Don't Even Think of Insider Trading
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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
Wall Street Down
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"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."
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"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
Tags:not yet, boat, boats, ship, ships, colony, colonise, colonised, colonisation, banking, banks, banker, bankers, stock, stocks, stocks and shares, stock broker, broker, brokers, stock brokers, stock exchange, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans
"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."
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Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
"Right now all my money is in poker."
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Misleading Economic Indicators
"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark
"The market was volatile today."
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'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''
"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."
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'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'
'Before I announce the bonus schedulae for this fiscal year, let's pause and give thanks for our loyal ex-colleagues now serving with the S.E.C.'
'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'
Bull and bear in boxing ring.
'Whatever this symbolizes it can't be good.'
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Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego
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"After all O'Shaunessy, this is Wall Street."
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'