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"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
"Wait a second, this cat wasn't stolen. Who authorized the high-speed chase?"
"Everyone should open carry at all times."
'I tried shooing. What's our policy on swatting?'
'There wasn't time to do it by the book. I did it by the front inside flap of the dust jacket.'
'Oh, my. We'll need to form a committee and conduct an inquiry to ensure this type of thing never happens again.'
"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"
'Let's not go by the book.'
'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'
'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'
'You're charged with impersonating a police officer. I see you arrested and beat a confession out of yourself without reading you your rights. That leaves me no choice but to dismiss the case.'
"Fair warning, Hargraves - we do everything by the book here."