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Another failed fish hypnotism.
'When you awaken you will feel fresh and relaxed with absolutely no memory of changing my lightbulbs.'
'Puffy, red, tired eyes? Heavy eyelids? Getting heavier? Heavier. Completely relaxed now. On the count of 10, you will awaken fresh, invigorated and ready to support our following sponsors…'
"But, can you help me quit smoking?"
'When I clap my wings you will jump up and start acting like a hypnotist...'
'I'd like to return this, please.'
'When they're in a deep state of hypnosis, you can get them to say anything, as I will demonstrate...'
"I think someone put him on hold and then disconnected."
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"I couldn't put down this book on hypnosis even if I wanted to."
'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'
Cheap-hypno-tv: 'You are now visualising wonderful programmes in your mind's eye...'
Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.
'You will awake feeling refreshed....'
'Look at me!'
'Besides 'fifteen until one'... what are your deepest thoughts?'
'And when I snap my fingers you'll be happy with what I pay you.'
'Would you look at that: When the whole herd is moving, it creates hypnotizing patterns...'
"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"
'You may be the world's greatest hypnotist, but you have been found guilty. I sentence you to an all-expenses-paid month long trip to Cancun.'
Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.