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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirt, shirt design, shirt designs, pattern, patterns, patterned, hawaiian shirt, hawaiian shirts, go together, goes together, going together, clash, clashes, clashing, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, airplane, airplanes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers
"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, rescue, rescues, rescue attempt, rescue attempts, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, condition red, sos, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, so near yet so far, failure, failures, false hope, modern life, anxiety
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"Call the boat, the beards are ready."
"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."
Tags:social media, isolation, isolated, social network, social networks, connection, connections, modern life, modern times, stranded, marooned, desert island, desert islands, solitude, alone, fake friend, fake friends, friendship, friendships, online friendship, online friendships, antisocial, anti-social
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
Desert island 'Help' cards
Tags:marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"
Tags:desert, desert island, island, maroon, marooned, shipwreck, shipwrecked, ship wreck, ship wrecked, trap, trapped, music, musical, musician, music lover, discs, disks, disc, discs, desert island discs, favorite, favourite, favorites, favourites, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural, stranded, survival, survive, radio, radio programmes, radio programme, radio programs, radio program
A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.
A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
Tags:barista, barrista, barristas, baristas, coffees, coffee, coconut, coconuts, castaways, desert island, desert islands, shop, shops, retail outlet, retail outlets, marooned, maroon, shipwrecked, island, castaway, customer service, lonely, customer, customers, business, employee, employees, obvious, pay attention, paying attention, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
'Don't worry. I'm a church pastor. First little problem, and they'll find me.'
Desert Island Dinners