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"First, understand that from up here you all look like a bunch of ants."
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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."
'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'
"And are you the plaintiff or the defendant?"
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"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."
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"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."
"Has the defendant anything to say before this court passes sentence?"
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"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."
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"My client tried to get out the back door..."
"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"
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"We should settle outside of court more often."
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'Evidence will clearly show that Grandma was run over by a reindeer coming home from the plaintiff's home on Christmas Eve.'
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'...Court is in short recess while the replay booth examines the testimony from all angles.'
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'Court is in session. Defense is shirts and plaintiffs are skins.'
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"I see your client pleads, but how does he plead?"
"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"
'Be careful of that one. When he's cornered, he gets litigious!'
'The Law Firm of McWit, McWit & McWit, Equally Inconvenient to all Plaintiffs.'
'Defendant or plaintiff?'
'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'
'I would have more confidence in defending you against this charge of forgery if you hadn't paid my fee in counterfeit money!'
"My client has also suffered emotional pain, which can be debilitating from what the humans tells me."
My client has also suffered emotional pain, which can be debilitating from what the humans tells me.
"My attorney was pro bono and pro plaintiff"
"Fair warning, Hargraves - we do everything by the book here."