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"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
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"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."
Tags:trans fat, transfat, trans-fat, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, unhealthy lifestyle, bomb-sniffing, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, canine, canines, canine unit, canine units, police dog, police dogs, k9 unit, k9 units, job transfer, job transfers, dog unit, dog units, detection dog, detection dogs
"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
Tags:body shaming, fat shaming, the emperor's new clothes, the emperors new clothes, nakedness, public nakedness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, children's story, children's stories, hans christian andersen, pretense, pretenses, weight problem, weight problems, fat problem, fat problems
"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
Tags:obese, obesity, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, fat epidemic, fat problem, fat problem, obesity problem, fat, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctor, doctors, medical advice, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals
"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, heavyweight, boxer, boxers, boxing, pugilism, weight problem, weight problems, overweight, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, sore point, sore points, weight class, weight classes, diet, diet, dieting, slim down, slimming down, rude, unmentionable, impolite, body insecurity, body insecurities
All You Can Eat Until Everyone In This Country Is Obese.
'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'
"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obese, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, fat, fatness, healthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, diet plan, diet plans
'We may have to adjust the gastric band a little.'
'According to the tests your obesity is genetic. Most people have 'XY' chromosomes...yours are 'XL'!'
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."
"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dietitian, dietitians, nutritionist, nutritionists, weight loss, weight-loss, weight loss clinic, weight-loss clinic, weight-loss clinics, weight loss clinics, second opinion, second opinions, referral, referrals, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, weight problem, weight problems
"You've got to lose some weight!"
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"
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"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
"I'm being sued, Daddy...Mr. Jenkins down the street claims his obesity is due to the cookies I sold him when I was a little girl!"
Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, weight problems, junk food, junk foods, fast food, pizza, pizzas, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, overindulge, glutton, gluttons, gluttony, self-control, self control, control issue, control issues
"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
Tags:tailor, tailors, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, fat, fatness, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, clothes, clothes size, dress size, dress sizes, clothes sizes, therapist, therapists, therapy, delusion, delusions, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"
Overweight Passenger on a Boat
Tags:overweight, passenger, passengers, yacht, yachts, boat, boats, weight problem, weight problems, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, fat epidemic, fat epidemics, sailor, sailors, sailing, sailing trip, sailing trips, heavy load, heavy loads, weight distribution, capacity, weight limit, weight limits