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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Tags:wolf, sheep, animals, wolves, date, dating, double date, love, bar, darts, animal, drink, drinking, risks, risk, wingman, lookout, friend, dart, favor, friendship, mistake, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches, problem, wool, teeth, man, woman, men, women, courting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
90% Wool, 10% Lycra
Tags:clothes, clothing, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, wool, wool suit, wool suits, wool mix, fabric, fabrics, scratchy, itchy, scratchy suit, scratchy suits, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing of, dance, dancing, dad dance, mamil, mamils, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'
Tags:husband, husbands, yarn, wool, ball of wool, wife, wives, craft, crafts, arts and crafts, art and craft, knitter, knitters, knitting, knit, knits, knitting project, married life, married couple, elephant in the room, relationship issue, relationship problems, married couples, teamwork, team work, team-work, working together
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating experience, lamb, lambs, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, wooly, identity, identical, same, sameness, like attracts like, opposites attract, attract, attracted, attraction, love, loving, loves, romance, romantic, romantically, animal, farm animals, talking animals, farm, farms, farmer, farming
"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
Tags:sheep, wool, jumper, jumpers, sweater, sweaters, wool jumper, wool jumpers, raw wool, unprocessed wool, fashions, personal style, personal styles, fashion choice, fashion choices, trend setter, trend setters, natural fibre, natural fibres, individualistic, individualism, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan
'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
Woman Knitting With Her Feet.
'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'
'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'
Lamb coughing up wool balls
Just a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
'The black sheep of the flock,'