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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
The wool club for mammoths.
Tags:mammoth, mammoths, wool, woolly, woolly coat, wool club, trim, trims, trimming, groom, grooming, hair, hair cut, hair cuts, hair dresser, hair dressers, stylist, stylistic, groomer, groomer, fresh, freshen up, refreshing, hair, club, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, bald, balds, balding, hair plugs, combover, comb overs
"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Tags:wolf, sheep, animals, wolves, date, dating, double date, love, bar, darts, animal, drink, drinking, risks, risk, wingman, lookout, friend, dart, favor, friendship, mistake, mismatch, mismatched, mismatches, problem, wool, teeth, man, woman, men, women, courting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
90% Wool, 10% Lycra
Tags:clothes, clothing, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, wool, wool suit, wool suits, wool mix, fabric, fabrics, scratchy, itchy, scratchy suit, scratchy suits, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing of, dance, dancing, dad dance, mamil, mamils, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'
Tags:sheep, sheeps, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, wool, wooly coat, wooly coats, jamaica, caribbean, caribbean island, caribbean islands, braid, braids, hair braid, hair braids, souvenir, souvenirs, travel, travels, travelling, tourist, tourists, sunglasses, yeah man, bob marley, musician, musicians, reggae, reggae music, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals
Tags:husband, husbands, yarn, wool, ball of wool, wife, wives, craft, crafts, arts and crafts, art and craft, knitter, knitters, knitting, knit, knits, knitting project, married life, married couple, elephant in the room, relationship issue, relationship problems, married couples, teamwork, team work, team-work, working together
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating experience, lamb, lambs, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, wooly, identity, identical, same, sameness, like attracts like, opposites attract, attract, attracted, attraction, love, loving, loves, romance, romantic, romantically, animal, farm animals, talking animals, farm, farms, farmer, farming
"Close on the side, long on the top."
"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
Tags:sheep, wool, jumper, jumpers, sweater, sweaters, wool jumper, wool jumpers, raw wool, unprocessed wool, fashions, personal style, personal styles, fashion choice, fashion choices, trend setter, trend setters, natural fibre, natural fibres, individualistic, individualism, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan
'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'
'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'
Mutual Admiration Society
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'