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"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"
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The plumber asks out the cable lady.
"It's sweet of you to ask, but it's against my religion to go out with bald guys."
"I'll go out with you, as long as we don't have to go IN anywhere."
"So, Beatriz, what do your parents think of your boyfriend?"
To: Baldo - going to movies with BF
"So Beatriz has a boyfriend, huh?"
"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."
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"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"
"I feel like going out with Beatriz again."
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"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."
"I was too late, Cruz. I waited too long to ask Estella out. You know, sometimes you have to act fast...or lose that one special thing you've been waiting for."
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"Actually, you're kinda cute. I don't see why a girl like you and a guy like me can't...."
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"So Estella broke up with her boyfriend yesterday?"
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"well, there's this girl...and I want to ask her out."
"Do you think I should ask Bea out?"
"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"
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"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"
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"Baldo wants to get to know Estella Dank better...so I got him this doll to practice on."
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"Now that's reality TV."
"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."
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"There's a girl at work and I was thinking of asking her out, but she has a boyfriend."
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"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"
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"Rayna, you wanna go on a date?"
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"So maybe we can, you know, hang out."