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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"I married for contrast."
'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'
Dog and owner pulling in different directions
'At least I don't have his life.'
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
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"What the hell do men want?"
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
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Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
Tags:poet, poets, buddy, buddy movie, opposite, opposites, contrast, contrasting, dante, publius vergilius maro, virgil, durante degli alighieri, dante alighieri, poetry, poems, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, writer, writers, epic poetry, epics, divine comedy, dante's guide, guide, guide through hell, purgatory, cinema, film, trope, genre, comedia, history
'Does sumo make me look fat?'
"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
Tags:salad bar, salad bars, restaurant, restaurants, buffet, buffets, butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, out to eat, eating out, fine dining, dining, diner, dinner, diners, gourmet, gourmets, cleaver, cleavers, cook, cooking, cookery, chef, chefs
'Oh! I thought it was opposites attack.'
"Francophobe meet Francophile."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, introductions, introducing, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, french, francophile, francophobe, unlikely friendship, unlikely friendships, opposites, opposites attract, relationship, relationships, word play, wordplay
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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'Gentlemen, I have every confidence that our merger will prove to be highly compatible and harmonious.'
'Their different temperaments make them surprising effective as a team.'
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
A shepherd herds clouds.
"All the wrong people are right."
Tags:contradiction, contradictions, wrong, right, opposite, opposites, switch teams, switches teams, switching teams, cognitive dissonance, political view, political views, view, views, opinion, opinions, change your mind, changing your mind, changing minds, resent, resents, resentment, talking heads, pundit, pundits, punditry, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."
Tags:techno-industrial, techno, industrial, music, musician, musicians, electronic music, electronica, german, popular music, pop, pop music, genre, genres, germany, rootsy, folksy, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, opposite, opposites, mix, mixes, mix up, mixes up, mixing up, mix together, disparate, style, styles, stylized, stylised
'Why are they called the opposite sex?'
'We weren't compatible. I'm all Facebook while he's so Myspace.'
"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"
Tags:quirk, quirks, quirky, meet cute, meeting cute, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, manic pixie dream girl, manic pixie dream girls, out of control, pretentious, pretentiousness, affected, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, frizz, frizzy hair, curly hair, date, dates, dating, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirty, flirtation, flirtations, bow, bows, control freak, control freaks, opposite, opposites, opposites attract