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"What are you doing with my bed spread?"
'Then, at 4:15, you wake up, realize this was all a dream, and go back to sorting mail.'
Why Cats Sleep So Much
"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."
'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'
Pipe smoker's dream girl.
'I like you, Virg! In fact, I like you so much, that I'm going to name a candy bar after you!'
'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'
"Dad, I think buying myself a cool, $40,000 customized car by the time I'm 18 is materialistic and self-serving."
"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"
New American dream? 'I sometimes fantasize about a modest home and a fairly new used car.'
'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'
"I'm looking for a nymphomaniac who likes cooking and earns £250,000."