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"I'm not ready for marriage, Allison. I don't have a clear exit strategy."
"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
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"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
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"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
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"I did say I wanted to get married, but that was a false positive."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, marriage, getting married, noncommittal, fear of commitment, backing out, cold feet, false positive, false positives, man, men, boyfriend, boyfriends, fiance, fiances, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"
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"I can only play nine holes, I think I'm suppose to be getting married today!"
'How will this affect my inheritance?'
'When you grow up, how many times do you plan to get married?'
'Okay, you win-we're still married after 25 years. Are you going to buy me a gift with your winnings?'
"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."
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"The wedding went off without a hitch."
"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."
"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."
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'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'
"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?
Tags:marriage, married, getting married, getting hitched, wedding, weddings, wedding day, wedding vow, wedding vows, love honor and obey, love honour and obey, traditional wedding vows, old-fashioned wedding vows, old fashioned vows, outdated views, outdated vows, outdated wedding vows, obey, obedient, obedient wife, obedience, patriarchy, patriarchal views, sexist views, quote marks, quotation marks, irony, ironic, ironic vows, sarcasm, sarcastic vows, modern marriage, irony punctuation
Monthly minstrel cycle
'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'
"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."
'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'
'What - you don't want to marry me after you became rich and famous? Oh, great! Now I've got to think about a new pension plan!'
'Don't look at is as losing a duaghter, look at is as gaining an aging milionaire.'
'Though I appreciate the love you have for your bike, marrying it is simply out of the question.'
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