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How babies are made.
"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
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"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"The Trump administration announced it will not reunite thousands of immigrant children they kidnapped."
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"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
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"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
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"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
We have your sock.
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
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"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
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"Who asked for Steve Buscemi?"
"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
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Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
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"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
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'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'