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"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
Tags:rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, monster, monsters, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, mislead, misleads, misleads, paranoia, paranoid, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, refute, refutes, refuting, refutation, refutations
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
"I'm sure that when you're ready you'll tell me what you've done with my wife."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, hostage, hostages, hide, hidden, affair, affairs, cheat, cheater, cheaters, unfaithful, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity
'Oh, Dave, you have got to see these adorable alien costumes! Talk about realistic!'
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
Tags:expedition, expeditions, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, exploring, success, successes, successful, find, finds, finding, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, carry off, carries off, carrying off, fly, flies, flying, predator, predators, prehistoric, fossil, fossils, discovery, discoveries
"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
Tags:kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapped, video, videos, reading, ransom, insurance, insure, insured, america, american problems, healthcare, health care, health-care, desperate, desperate times, desperate measures, obamacare, affordable care act, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, torture, tortured, violence, violent
Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, cell, cell phone, phone contract, mobile, mobile phone, minutes, free minutes, unlimited minutes, cell plan, phone plan, ransom, ransoms, ransom call, kidnap, kidnapped
"We don't much go in for the Stockholm syndrome around here."
Tags:stockholm syndrome, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, kidnappers, valentine, valentines, box of chocolates, gift, gifts, captor, captors, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, devil, devils, satan, lucifer, satanic, fond, fondness, damned, damnation, chocolate, chocolates, refuse, refuses, refusal, refusals, afterlife, afterlives, present, presents, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
We have your sock.
Tags:chore, chores, washing, washing, laundry, launderette, washing machine, washing machines, lost socks, lost sock, sock, socks, crime, crimes, kidnap, kidnapped, hostage, hostages, ransom, ransoms, ransom notes, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, threat, threats, absurd, clothes, clothing
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnapper, blindfold, blindfolded, i spy, car, cars, road trip, road trips, car games, game, games, are we there yet
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"
Tags:alien, aliens, kidnap, kidnaps, cover, covers, run cover, runs cover, running cover, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, ufos, steal, steals, stealing, undercover operation, undercover operations, christmas season, christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday season, dark humor, black humor
Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, kidnap, kidnapped, tied, tied up, rope, bound, gagged, gag, escape, no escape, explain, explanation, explained, theory, theories, pop culture
"Arnold, please put on your rubbers - it's raining!"
Tags:run away, runs away, running away, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, raincoat, raincoats, raining, rubbers, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, boy, boys, offspring, bad seed, bad seeds, jacket, jackets, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'
"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
Tags:terror threat, terror threats, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, terrorist threat, terrorist threats, kidnapped, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, victim, victims, ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, terror attack, terror attacks, kidnapper, kidnappers, insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, insurance sales
"It's now ten o'clock- we have your child."
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv broadcasting, television broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, adult tv, adult television, watershed, the watershed, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapped, child abduction, child abductor, child abductors, inappropriate, inappropriateness, child-friendly, child friendly
'You're coming with us.'