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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."
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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.
"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."
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Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
Tags:car, cars, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, driving, driver, drivers, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, car issues, car trouble, car problems, lost, confused, rent, rental, car rental, rent a car, rental agency, rental agencies, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, out of gas, no gas, gas, gasoline, petrol, out of petrol, no petrol, panic, sign, signs, signage, road, roads, street, streets, road sign, road signs, street sign, streets signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, death valley, canada, columbia, iowa, vermont, alabama, utica, indiana, states, america, american, united states, race, racetrack, racetracks, car racing, abducted, death, disaster, problem, problems, issue, issues, mistake, mistakes, trouble, gas station, self-service, destiny, game, games, anger, angry, bad
"I had a touch of the flu last February, and that funny ache in my thumb still flares up when it's damp, but, thanks to the diet and exercise program you recommended, I feel better all around since the last abduction."
Tags:health, healthy, healthcare, wellbeing, checkup, check-up, check up, checkups, check-up, check, check ups, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, probed, probe, probes, abduct, abducted, abduction, conspiracy, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, healthcare, health-care, health care, medicare, medi care, medi-care, obama care, obama-care
'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
Tags:rat, rats, mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, crazy, craziness, weird, strange, odd, different, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, tested, animal testing, product testing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"And that little guy is our abducted son, Gene."
"Results are still preliminary, but all indications suggest that he is a good boy."
"Oh come on!"
"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
Tags:bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, seabird, seabirds, abducted, abduct, kidnap, kidnapped, antic, antics, wacky, summer, summer people, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beach house, summer house, summer home, leave, on leave, out of office, beaches, coast, carried off, ego, pride, hurt pride, unimpressive, unimpressed, legacy, legacies, public relations, spin, spin doctor
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, space aliens, space alien, extraterrestrial, et, extraterrestrials, space flight, space flights, space, outer space, planets, alien planets, universe, cosmos, organ, organs, advertise, advertises, advertisement, advertisements, earthling, earthlings, organ farm, organ farms, organ farming
"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"
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"No cause for alarm – we're just checking for radon emissions."
"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"
'You're coming with us.'
"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where IÂ´m abducted by aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, abduction, abductions, abducted, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, tin cans
'Oh God help! A giant bird stole my baby!'
'I haven't decided yet'
Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.
"Abduction is such an ugly word... I prefer 'special invitation'."
When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.