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Went to market, stayed home, had roast beef, got squat, blubbered in a cab.
First Little Piggy Investment Associates
'And this little e-mail went 'Re: Re: Re;' all across the subject line.'
"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."
...and this Little Piggy's house was built with Bill Barr and Mitch McConnell
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"Has anyone heard from Stan since he went to the market?"
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"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"
"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."
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"And this little piggy said, 'Putting aside the fact that we are domesticated pigs, and can subsist quite well on a diet of corn and grains, there is the very real and disturbing possibility that the roast beef you're eating was our dear friend Margie.'"
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"This little piggy will have the farm to table slop."
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"Thanks for going all the way home."
"I'm the little piggy who went to market...the Stock Market."
This little piggy.
"This little piggy went to market and lost a bundle in global high yield funds.."
"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."
The Night The Little Piggy Who Had Roast Beef Should Have Stayed Home.
"I'll handle the marketing and Larry you help me from home. Bill you handle the roast beef account. Larry help him but don't have any and Ted, I'm sorry, there's nothing anymore for you."
"I'm the one who went to market."
'This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, but this little piggy lost a bundle in emerging markets...'
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
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'Stop complaining that we never go anywhere. You knew I was the little piggy who stayed home when you married me.'
"That little piggy can't have roast beef - I'm a vegetarian!"
''Oui, oui, oui all the way home'? - was he a pig, or a French diplomat?'
The boy with six toes: 'Hey! What about this other piggy?'
Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!