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Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
Tags:insure, insurance, insuring, insurance purposes, self serving, self-serving, business, businesses, corporate culture, corporate-culture, force, forced purchase, unfair, government, executive, executives, governments, health insurance, mandatory, jargon, cliche, purposeless, circular, illogical, management, managing, managers, manager, interest, interests, authoritarian
"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, tax, taxes, filing taxes, tax write-off, tax write-offs, tax write off, tax write offs, money, greed, greedy, pro bono, community service, self-serving, self-interest, self-centred, self-centered
"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
Tags:selfish, penny pinching, penny pincher, frugal, cash, money, saving money, spending money, investing, investment, invest, corporate, corporation, corporate america, cheapskate, cheap, scrooge, tight pockets, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-involved, self-centered, self-centred, kickback, kickbacks, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate kickback, corporate kickbacks, steal, steals, stealing, self-interest, self-interested
Why Oil Spills Are Good:
Tags:oil spill, oil spills, oil industry, accident, accidents, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, ceo, ceos, chief executive, chief excutives, executive, executives, corporation, corporations, corporate logic, self-serving, self-interested, self-interest, selfish, selfishness, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, petroleum, oil company, oil companies, petroleum company, petroleum companies
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, opportunity, opportunities, business opportunity, business opportunities, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, self-serving, altruism, altruist, altruists, consumerism, consumerist, material goods, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, burgled
Tags:self-help, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, blame, blames, casting blame, assigning blame, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, mother issues, mummy issues, daddy issues, daddy issue, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, self-service, self service, self serving, self-serving
"Every man for himself!"
Tags:three musketeers, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, dumas, athos, porthos, aramis, d'artagnan, france, french, literature, book, books, classic book, classic books, novel, novels, classic novel, classic novels, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, sword, swords, catchphrase, catchphrases, all for one, one for all, every man for himself, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, self-serving, wordplay, word play
"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, sick, sickness, ill, illness, medical, medicine, patient, patients, death, dead, dying, family, families, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, nana, nanas, grandparent, grandparents, passed away, food, homecooking, home cooking, homemade, family recipe, family recipes, cooking, recipe, recipes, lost, gone forever, forever lost, forgot, forgotten, selfish, self-serving, self-centred, grieving the loss, mourning the loss, mourning, grieving, bereaved, crying, sad, depressed, depression, kugel, kugel recipe, regret, regrets, visiting, visitor, visitors, son, sons, adult kids, grand-son, grand-sons, grandchild, parent, parents, kids, kid, child, children, lost knowledge, knowledge lost, family history
"So it's a case of he said, she said, it said."
Tags:garden of eden, genesis, book of genesis, he said she said, he said, she said, story, stories, serpent, serpents, tree of knowledge, forbidden fruit, forbidden fruits, rashomon effect, lie, lies, liar, liars, self-serving, blame, blames, blaming, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, point fingers, pointing fingers, finger-pointing, god, broken law, broken laws, bible story, bible stories, creation story, creation stories
Tags:bribe, bribes, bribery, government, the government, american government, politician, politicians, adviser, advisers, self checkout, self-checkout, self service, self-service, self-serving, corrupt, corruption, political corruption, congressman, congressmen, congress, united states congress, legislature, legislation, mp, mps, member of parliament, members of parliament
"I've tried a lot of life strategies, and being completely self-serving works best for me."
"I'm planning to run across the country to help raise money to buy a car."
"He's greedy and self-serving. Did you get his brain from a politician?"
"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."
Tags:business, take, credit, vain, self-centered, ego, egotistical, egomaniac, coworker, peer, colleague, subordinates, boss, not, leader, supervisor, chart, graph, profit, income, sales, revenue, up, growing, increasing, improve, improvement, success, successful, selfish, self-serving, self-absorbed, businessmen, men, male, professional, executive, people, manager
"Finally, an honest politician."
Tags:politician, politicians, honesty, honest, truthful, truthfulness, levelling, election, electorate, elections, veracity, sincere, sincerity, selfish, selfishness, self-serving, self serving, greed, greedy, candidate, candidates, congress, mp, member of parliament, congressman, congressperson, congress man, congress person, senator, senate, house of representatives, president, presidential candidate
'When we said 'the common good,' of course, we meant ourselves.'
"How refreshing to meet an honest politician."
'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'
'I'm sure you'll all agree...30 years of service...Head of Department...leader...role model...father figure...foundation stone...what a self-serving bastard.'
'My 600 pages of grand jury testimony - turn it into a self-serving political memoir.'
Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.
Tags:baldo, homemaker, homemakers, kitchen, kitchens, stovetop, stove top, pan, pans, frying pan, frying pans, gift idea, gift ideas, expectation, expectations, expectant, selfish, self-serving, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, homemaking, cook, cooks, cooking, entitled, entitlement, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season
"Dad, I think buying myself a cool, $40,000 customized car by the time I'm 18 is materialistic and self-serving."
Tags:baldo, maturity, mature decision, mature decisions, immature, immaturity, adolescent, adolescence, fantasy, fantasize, fantasizes, spending money, allowance, allowances, teen, teens, teenager, car, cars, car lover, car lovers, financial advice, materialism, materialistic, self-serving, thrifty, wise, wisdom, wise decision, wise decisions, wisely
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Fresh milk - Self service