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'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'
Venus Perjury Trap
"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, dishonest, dishonesty, stickler, sticklers, truth, truthness, honest, honesty, honestness, lie, lies, liar, liars, deception, deceptions, white lie, fib, fibs, white lies
"Today I found out the Easter Bunny is fake news."
"Surely, Nurse Greer, you must have had some suspicion Mr. Appleton was no longer here!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gone, disappeared, escaped, suspicious, suspicions, suspicion, vanished, disappearance, disappearances, trick, tricks, trickery, ruse, ruses, scam, scams, confused, deception, deceptions, misleading
'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'
"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
Tags:misleading advertising, false advertising, misleading, false, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertising, marketing, commercial, commercials, strategy, strategies, real life, television, deception, deceptions, dishonesty, father, fathers, son, sons, dad, dads, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing
'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'
'This hole is real deceptive. It's wide and straight and not much of a challenge -- until you get up near that pack of pit bulls.'
Tags:golf, golfers, golfer, golfing, pit bull, pit bulls, pitbull, pitbulls, hole, holes, deceptive, deception, deceptions, fool, fools, fooling, fooled, challenge, challenges, challenging, shot, shots, swing, swings, putting green, putting greens, driver, drivers, drive, drives, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It was a placebo surgery. I cut him open and just stitched him back up. I guarantee his phantom chest pains will be gone.'
"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
Tags:clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, circus, circuses, sad clown, sad clowns, museum, museums, entertainer, entertainers, deceive, deception, deceptions, face paint, make up, make-up, clown make-up, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibition, mask, masks, slapstick, slapstick comedy, physical comedy
"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
Tags:deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, jury, juries, trial, trials, trial of socrates, trials of socrates, death of socrates, painting, paintings, jaques-louis david, david, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, painter, painters, art history, art historian, art historians, frame, frames, framing, mislead, misleads, misleading, dishonest, dishonesty
"The chart, of course, is nonrepresentational."
Tags:business chart, business charts, business graph, business graphs, accountant, accountants, accountancy, boardroom, boardrooms, exec, execs, executive, executives, profit, profits, profit chart, profit charts, quarterly report, quarterly reports, deception, deceptions, presentation, presentations, dishonesty
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
'Nice try with the scraggly outfits. However, I saw you pull up in the 2007 Mercedes CL 550'
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
Tags:sham, shams, halloween, halloween candy, candy, candies, sweet tooth, parent, parents, overprotective, overprotect, overprotecting, deception, deceptions, deceive, deceives, confiscate, confiscates, confiscating, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, punish, punishes, health nut, health nuts, healthy living, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, candy lover, candy lovers, sweets, sugar addict, sugar addicts
'And the 4th bedroom?'
"It wasn't a lie, Sir. It was the Birth of Cubism."
Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.
"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."
Tags:truth, truths, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, deception, deceptions, dishonest, dishonesty, truthful, truthfulness, honesty, honest, path, paths, journey, journeys, signpost, signposts, directions, path of truth, sign-post, different direction, prophet, prophets, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophical truth, philosophize, philosophise
A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'