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"Legally, we're a farm."
"I don't know what went wrong."
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."
"It needs more sun and less gangster rap."
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"This year I'm just planting the little signs."
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"O.K., I'll talk."
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Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...
An angel waters a vine
A clown waters his garden with squirting flower
'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'
"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"
"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."
Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.
"In about two months we should have a salad."
Topiary: helping nature look her best
"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."
"I want to force some bulbs."
'Whoa! All I did was ask her how her garden grows. You were right about Mary...she really is quite contrary!'
The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.
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Gardener's Calendar: March - Give support to anything disturbed by the wind.
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