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"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."
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Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.
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"It's an orchid."
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"There she is. The girl I'm going to marry."
"And that's when they left for vacation!"
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"It's agreed, then, that we move forward on the philodendron."
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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
"I think we're ready for a tree."
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House Plant Party
'Did you feed the new plant, Frank?...Frank?'
Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree
'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'
"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
'Not that sort of palm reading!'
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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'
"Sir, it's the office plants. They've grouped together to form a garden. Here is a list of their demands…"
"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."
"I've always felt ignored and taken for granted...like I'm a potted plant or something."
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"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."