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"That's so cool how they convert carbon dioxide to oxygen."
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"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
"You don't have to water the plants. The cat's already done that."
"I did have plants, but they were so needy."
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'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'
"I think you've overfed the plant!"
'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'
'Those darn plants - it's water, water, water. . . trim, trim, trim it never stops!'
'Stop it! You'll ruin that house plant if you keep on!'
"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"
"I've brought you a plant to keep you company."
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"You spoil that plant!"
A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.
"It's not bad enough that they're destroying the Amazon rain forest ..."
"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."
"I'd best turn it round off the window."
"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."
"He read that talking to plants helped them grow so he decided to go one better and act out Shakespeare's complete works."
Talking to plants