Veges Cartoons and Comics

Restrooms.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

'I think we're being stalked.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Animal and Mineral.

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Low Carbs

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Don't feed the bears vegetables.

"I don't remember any ten commandment, 'Thou shall eat thy vegetables'."

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Lift your main crop of potatoes

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

'Why don't we hide the broccoli instead of the eggs?'