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'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
Dog with toilet IV
With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"
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Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.
'It's internet addiction, doctor. We have him hooked up to a USB.'
'We should rejoice that within a vibrant drug culture every young adult knows how to use a tourniquet.'
"Aren't you exaggerating a bit?"
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Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.
'I ordered an IV, not an ivy.'
'You can have general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down.'
'The IV needs salt.'
"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."
'Do you want the regular IV or fat-free?'
A raccoon is hooked up to a trashcan IV.
Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,
Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.
Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother
"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."
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For one thing, she drinks too much tea.
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