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'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
"I've never seen the corn this bad."
"There's and awful lot of anger there."
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A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.
"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."
"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'
"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"I love you.''
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"We got the cactus account!"
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'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'
""One day," Bernie hoped, "we'll go from cacti to cactus."
'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'
'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
"The Southwestern look. I love it!"
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"That's right! Reach for the sky! Now hand over your water, you prickly varmint!"
"We probably shouldn't cuddle."
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
The Genius Of Camoflage
"Drat! Someone stole my bike!"