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"Oh, for God's sake, smell the poor thing."
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"It's an orchid."
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"I think we're ready for a tree."
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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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"It's the porch plants - can they come in?"
'Honey, you got the wrong kind of air plant.'
The Fireside Jungle: Over watering is a main cause of plant failure.
The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...
The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.
The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.
The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.
"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"
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"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."
"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."
'Ms. Sheskin, would you please check the yellow pages and get a gardener in here!'
'It's a jungle out there, Ms. Hobbs. Must we make it one in here, too?'
'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'
'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'
Tree has taken root in the house.
'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'
Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.
'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'