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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"
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Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.
"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."
"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."
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"I've always felt ignored and taken for granted...like I'm a potted plant or something."
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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"
The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.
The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.
The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.
Dead House Plant
And incorrect feeding can affect them adversely.
A smoky atmosphere is detrimental to pot plants.
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- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."
"What are you in for?"
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"I did have plants, but they were so needy."
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"While you have all the qualifications to be plant manager, we simply don't hire potheads."
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"Your roots are showing."
Tags:plant, plants, flowerpot, flowerpots, flower pot, flower pots, root, hairdye, hairdyes, hair dye, hair dyes, hairdresser, hairdressers, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, potted plant, potted plants, roots, flowers, flower, hair, beauty, fashion, appearance, horticulture.
"The pot does not make you a Greenie dear."
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"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, frosts, frost, green fingers, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, snow, winter, protection, hot water bottle, hot water bottles, insulations, insulating, insulation, thermal, potted plant, potted plants, plant, plants, seasonal, seasons, cold, freezing, weather, inconsideration, inconsiderate, husband, wife
"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."
Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step
Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.
Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.
Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.