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A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, stone tablet, stone tablets, post-it note, post-it notes, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, to do list, to do lists, ancient stationary, office equipment, office supplies, writing materials, carvings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Rumpelstiltskin's office supplies. (spun straw into gold).
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, office supplies, office worker, office workers, offices, theft, petty theft, thief, thieves, office theft, businesses, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moan, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, fire, firing, downsizing, cutting back, unemployed, unemployment, technology, ballpoint pen, ballpoint pens, fountain pen, fountain pens, deal, deals, sale, sales, saving money, office supplies, stationery, pen, pens, innovation
"Hey, I've got a huge chain of paper clips going but who has time to count them."
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
Tags:office supply, office supplies, closet, closets, supply closet, supply closets, sexual harassment, hookup, hookups, hook-up, hooks-up, hooking up, tour, tours, grand tour, grand tours, employment, place of employment, office romance, office romances, affair, affairs, new guy, new guys, show him the ropes, shows him the ropes, showing him the ropes, storage closet, storage closets
'That Copier is Out of Order!'
To avoid wasteful faxes, Jim required all employees to fill out Fax Request Forms...
"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."
Tags:office supplies, back-to-school, money saver, money savers, money saving, cheap, thrifty, frugal, cheapskate, cheapskates, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thievery, pencil, pencils, back-to-shool sale, back-to-school sales, stolen, student, students, school supplies, pen, pens, hole punch, hole punches
Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
High tech idolatry arrives in the Maldives, 1922.
'This is only temporary. . . till our paper shredder is repaired.'
"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."
Tags:shredder, shredders, businessmen, businesswomen, office equipment, office supplies, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, businessman, businesswoman, office, paper shredder, neck tie, tie, needing help, complicated technology, office machines, secretary
"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."
'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'
'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
Theory A Day Calendar.
"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
"OK, I admit it. Content marketing for a company that makes staples is a lot harder than I thought."
'What did you take away from this meeting?'
Management were serious about a paperless office...