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'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'
'He says he doesn't give a toss about Jamie Oliver but, if you can get Kylie Minogue to approve it, he'll eat it.'
'What began as a perfectly normal TV evening changed abruptly when Jamie Oliver suddenly began desecrating the Saladifist religious community's holiest relic... '
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
'. . . tell 'em we're collecting candy for the poor starving children who have to eat those scaled-down school lunches.'
15 Minute Meals
'The pigs can't move, they just lie there... it's awful.'
Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist
''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'
'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'
'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'
'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'
'Merde ! Zey 'av called in Jamie Oliver.'
Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'
'That must be a television FIRST - Jamie Oliver burning the roast!'
'The usual dregs, slops and yesterday's left-overs,please Mary!'
Jamie Oliver as a Child.
'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'
1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.
'Never mind about Jamie Oliver - how does Delia Smith feel about it?'
'Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for!'
'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'
'Oh my god, it's Jamie Oliver.'
"You bake one mean Pizza, O' Reilly, but..."
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