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"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'
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"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"
"Wait. Let me have one more try."
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"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"
"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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"Remember, with each pill you must repeat this chant four times."
"Caltonia says you plagiarized his incantation for changing tin into platinum."
'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'
"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”
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'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'
'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'
'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'
"Something pickled this way comes!"