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Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
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"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'
"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi
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"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
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"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"
"I love fruit."
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
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Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!
"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."
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Why we always fail.
The Secret Shame of Paris...Predawn Roundup of Fat Frenchwomen.
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Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!
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"Are you sure this is gluten free?"
'Like death by salad.'
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
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A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.
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'But I still feel vegetarian!"