Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Yes Sir, you're absolutely right, you can never stop learning - in fact I'm on a course right now.'
Pay me or I'll vote for Nader
Tags:nader, ralph nader, al gore, george bush, bush, george w. bush, president, presidents, presidential, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, electoral, general election, general elections, green, greens, green party, threat, threatening, beg, begging, panhandle, panhandling, insult, insulting
'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, farmed, acre, acres, corn, corns, sweetcorn, sweet corn, plant, planted, plants, planting, planter, planters, green beans, green, greens, beans, bean, pea, peas, casserole, casseroles, wife, wives, bad cook, cook, cooking, cooker, cookers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
Tags:kale, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, exercise, exercises, exercising, salad, salads, inevitable, inevitability, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, die, dies, dying, terminal, dietitian, dietitians, nutrition, nutritious, nutritiousness, greens, eat your greens, eating your greens, nutritionist, nutritionists
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
The Dangers of Golf.
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'Cured? Well, I'll know more once the stitches are removed and the swelling goes down. But I'm fairly certain we've at least improved your defective golf swing.'
Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'
Santa Playing Golf.
'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'
'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'
My other cart is a shopping cart.
"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, vegetable portion, vegetable portions, pea, peas, carrot, carrots, green, greens, gateway drug, gateway drugs, gateway, food portion, food portions, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, childhoods, meal, meals, dinnertime, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, picky eating, fussy eating, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians
Dating in Oz
Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam.
"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"
Sometimes a desire for excellence needs to be tempered somewhat.
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
"I'm sorry, James...but I'm afraid Jelly Beans aren't a vegetable!"
"Bob, you can't seriously believe the tree actually moved into the path of your ball!"
"He wants to know if we're interested in energy saving home insulation?"