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'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'
"I don't go out with girls who won't eat things on menus."
"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
Tags:ebola, peanut, peanut allergy, peanut allergies, nut allergy, nut allergies, food allergy, food allergies, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, takeaway, takeaways, take-away, take-aways, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters
"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, food, pastrami, hot pastrami, unavailable, pastrami sandwich, pastrami sandwiches, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eater, fussy eater, fussy eaters
'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
"It's her signature dish and I hate it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, signature dish, signature dishes, meal, meals, home cooking, food, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, hate, dislike, unhappy, mealtime, mealtimes, feeding, complain, complaints, complaining
"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."
Tags:family, families, family dinner, family dinners, dinner, dinners, dinner time, dinner times, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parenting struggles, parent struggles, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, eat your veg, veg, vegetables, vegetable, cauliflower, cauliflowers, zombie, zombies, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters
"I'm not so much a foodie as a fastidious glutton."
"Yes everything's fine. Why wouldn't it be?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiter, waiting staff, check in, restaurant check in, fussy eater, fussy eaters, inspecting the food, inspecting food, fussy customer, fussy customer, difficult customer, difficult customers, suspicious, suspicious questions, suspicion, diners, diner, customer, customers, service industry
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
Tags:childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances
"Oh I'm sorry... This severed head has a man-bun, and I'm gluten intolerant."
Tags:difficult customers, difficult customer, complaining, complaint, silly complaint, silly complaints, faddy eater, fussy eater, faddy eaters, fussy eaters, faddy food, food fads, gluten intolerance, worst customer, worst customers, severed head, severed heads, restaurant restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers
"There's no milk foam design on my coffee."
"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."
Tags:raw vegan, raw-vegan, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, gluten-free, gluten free, celiac, celiac disease, gluten intolerant, gluten intolerance, sugar-free, sugar free, non-gmo, non gmo, non g.m.o., non-g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, non-genetically modified organisms, intolerance, picky, picky eater, fussy, fussy eater, birthday, birthday cake, cake, fads, fad, food fads, food fad
"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, dinner, dinnertime, supper, suppertime, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, fussy, mac'n'cheese, macaroni and cheese, mac and cheese, tuna casserole, tuna noodle casserole, positive feedback, negative feedback, positive, negative, pros, cons, psychology, psychological warfare, manipulative, manipulation
'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'
"The food here is very good- a little oily, but good."
"What's not disgusting?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, kid, kids, child, children, girl, girls, fussy, picky, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, disgust, gross, insulting, offensive, rude, impolite, bad manners, kid's menu, kid's menus, children's menu, children's menu
"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous
"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."
"I ﬂew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, food, pretzel, pretzels, soft pretzel, soft pretzels, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, bird, pigeon, pigeons, urban, city, cities, flying south, migration, migrating, nature, biology, winter, wintertime, complaint, complaints, complaining, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy
"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, eating, dining, picky, fussy, picky eater, fussy eater, picky eaters, fussy eaters, problem, problems, genetically altered, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, technology, modern life
'It's a new flavor, Henry, he want's you to try it first.'
"Cat Yummies again?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dinner, dinners, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cooking, home cook, home cooks, home chef, home chefs, homemade, domestic, cat trick, cat tricks, complaint, complaints, complaining, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, again, leftovers, cat treats, cat food
Ants take cheese and grater
Tags:grater, graters, cheese grater, cheese graters, cheese-grater, cheese-graters, cheese, cheeses, bug, bugs, ant, ants, ant colony, ant colonies, insect, insects, leaf, leaves, food collection, food collections, gourmet, gourmets, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy eating, picky eater, picky eaters, picky eating
A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.