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'Room for cream?'
"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
"Rub this on everything."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, prescription, prescriptions, drug store, drug stores, drug, cream, creams, over the counter, pharmacy, pharmacies, customer, customers, customer service, rash, rashes, allergic reactions, allergic reaction, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnosis, medication, medications, med, meds, medicine, medicines
'She's in charge of coffee this week,,,'
"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, wild west, old west, western, westerns, frontier, frontiers, cowboy, cowboys, itchy, itching, trigger finger, trigger fingers, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting, gun control, gun violence, lotion, lotions, cream, creams, dry skin
'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'
Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, metamorphoses, caterpillar, caterpillars, youth, cream, creams, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, wing, wings, age, ages, ageing, aged, elderly, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, cosmetic, cosmetics, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, culture, cultures, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
'Well, let me see...Oh, that's just some minor skin irritation...'
The miracle of genetic engineering
Tags:cow, cows, udder, udders, milk, coffee, cream, creamer, espresso, cafe, java, joe, cup, cups, soy, genetic, engineering, shop, shops, latte, lattes, caffeine, skimmed milk, 2 milk, half and half milk, soy milk, genetic engineering, clone, clones, cloning, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods
Half & half
"Stop using the ointment."
Cement mixer with mixer settings
Tags:cement mixer, cement mixers, concrete mixer, concrete mixers, cement, concrete, cement truck, cement trucks, concrete truck, concrete trucks, mixer, mixers, construction, mixing, lever, levers, mix, whip, cream, blend, heavy machinery, heavy machine, heavy machines, truck, trucks, vehicle, vehicle, construction vehicle, construction vehicles, electrical mixer, electrical mixers, kitchen mixer, kitchen mixers, hand mixer, hand mixers, cooking, wordplay, word play
The miracle of genetic engineering
Secret Family Recipes
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'
'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'
"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"
'Then it's agreed... a tube of Poligrip per hole!'
'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'
I love tennis
"It was built from a scratch."
Tags:dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, skin care, skin-care, skin condition, skin conditions, itch, itches, cream, creams, skin cream, skin creams, itching, scratch, scratches, rash, rashes, beauty cream, beauty creams, skin product, skin products, businesses, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, self-made man, self-made men, businessmen, businessman, built from scratch, idiom, idioms, phrase, phrases, expression, expressions
"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."
Tags:cow, cows, cream, creams, coffee, coffees, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chat up, chat ups, line, lines, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, reynolds unwrapped
Tags:cremation, cremations, urn, urns, funeral director, funeral directors, undertaker, undertakers, creynolds unwrapped, cow, cows, milk carton, milk cartons, milk jug, milk jugs, ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, funeral cost, funeral costs, cream, pun, puns, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy produce