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"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
"In today's heath-trend market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide."
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.
"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
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"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
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The Walrus and the Spoilsport
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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Tags:fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
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Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"
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'How are you not seeing this? Of course doughnuts are a hole food!'
'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'
All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.
'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'
An apple a day.
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'I've got rotten teeth and you need glasses, ironic does not even cover it!'
'I take lots of antioxidants. That's why I'm still on the first of my nine lives.'
Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!
"Sometimes I fear that wheat germ has been lost in the health-food shuffle."
Gluten free parking
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"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."
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