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A panda waiting for bamboo juice
'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
Tags:kale, health, health food, health foods, healthy food, health foods, recycle, recycles, recycling, reward, rewards, rewarding, hippy, hippies, halloween, candy, candies, candy bar, candy bars, health nut, health nuts, gross, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, fun size, fun sizes, trick or treat, trick or treats, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, killjoy, killjoys
Popeye Switches to Kale.
Tags:olive, spinach, kale, heathy living, healthy eating, healthy food, food fads, faddy foods, health food, health foods, food trend, food trends, food, foods, poor decisions, poor decision, bad decision, bad decisions, wrong choice, wrong choices, poor choices, mistake, mistakes, defeat, lose, loser, losing, food blogger, food bloggers, nutritionist, nutritionists, dieticians, dietician
"In today's heath-trend market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide."
"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."
Tags:fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
Tags:minivan, minivans, car, cars, road, roads, parents, parent, mom, mum, dad, family, families, food, snacks, healthy food, health food, natural food, middle-class families, middle-class family, soccer mum, soccer mom, soccer mums, suburbs, suburban life, suburban family, suburban culture, middle-age, childhood obesity
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
Tags:kale, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, exercise, exercises, exercising, salad, salads, inevitable, inevitability, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, die, dies, dying, terminal, dietitian, dietitians, nutrition, nutritious, nutritiousness, greens, eat your greens, eating your greens, nutritionist, nutritionists
Good cop, bad cop
Tags:cop, cops, good cop, bad cop, good cops, bad cops, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, police interview, police interviews, interrogation, interrogations, police interrogation, police interrogations, diet, diets, food, foods, healthy food, healthy eating, heathy diet, heathy foods, healthy diets, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, unheathy diet, unhealthy diets
Sugar free gum.
"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."
Tags:health, fitness, exercise, exercising, torment, tormenting, healthy, unhealthy, food, heath food, healthy food, eating healthy, healthy eating, diet, diets, healthy diet, eating habits, obese, fat, overweight, overeating, obesity, obesity crisis, gastric, gluttony, glutton, gluttons, body, body, body shape, active, satisfying, satisfaction, gastric, stomach, chubby, beer belly, beer bellies, in-shape, out-of-shape, happy, happiness, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, modern life
Tags:gullible, gullibility, cereal, cereals, breakfast cereal, breakfast cereals, breakfast, breakfasts, believer, believers, credulous, credulity, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, sales pitch, sales pitches, deceive, deceives, deception, tall tale, tall tales, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulent claim, fraudulent claims, health benefit, health benefits, healthy food, healthy foods, processed food, processed foods
New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.
The Walrus and the Spoilsport
Tags:the walrus and the carpenter, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, poem, poems, poetry, shellfish, high cholesterol, blood pressure, high blood pressure, medication, nag, nags, nagging, chide, chides, chiding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dietiticians, healthy life, healthy living, gadfly, gadflies
"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
Tags:calcium, chat, chats, chatting, science, scientist, scientists, party, parties, partying, cocktail party, cocktail parties, monologue, monologues, put into perspective, bore, bores, boring, self-interest, self-interested, element, elements, mineral, minerals, vitamin, vitamins, health food, health foods, healthy food, healthy foods
"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."
Tags:lay off, lays off, laying off, high fibre diet, high fibre diets, high fiber diet, high fiber diets, diet, diets, dieting, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, food, foods, sprout, sprouts, sprouting, hair, leaf, leaves, tree, trees, complication, complications, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietitian, dietitians
"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Tags:fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites
Dean Ornish's fairy tales
"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."
Tags:saying grace, grace, worship, cholesterol, salt, added salt, additive, additives, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, worshiping, worship, worshipping, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, faith, faiths, giving thanks, healthy eating, healthy living, healthy food, modern life, cholesterol level, cholesterol levels, self restraint, self control
Kiss your diet goodbye
Tags:word play, diet, dieting, diets, eat, eating, eating healthy, healthy food, unhealthy food, cheating on your diet, restaurant, restaurants, fine dining, cuisine, fine cuisine, fitness, fitness plan, recreation, sport, exercise, eating well, quitting your diet, bad habits, unhealthy habits, advertising, advertisement, bad influence, devil on your shoulder, bad conscious
Chicken and the Food Pyramid,
"Are all of your carcinogens produced locally?"
Tags:carcinogen, carcinogens, locally sourced, local food, produced locally, local produce, restaurant, restaurants, waite, waiters, health food, healthy food, healthy foods, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, difficult customer, difficult customers, ethically sourced, ethical eating, ethical ingredients
'Because I'm your agent, and I say its good for you.'