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'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"I suppose it all started with casual Fridays."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, business clothes, business wear, casual cloth, casual clothing, business clothing, casual friday, casual fridays, dress down, dressing down, dress-down, dressing down, underwear, underpants, pants, inappropriate, unprofessional, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, fashions, individual, individualist, individualists, individualistic, nonconformist, nonconformists, slippery slope, slippery slopes, business management, poor management, bad management, fashions
"We don't call these savage screaming fits. We call them confrontational verbal interfacing."
Tags:screaming fit, screaming fits, tantrum, tantrums, unprofessional, professionalism, meeting, meetings, corporate culture, testosterone, working environment, working environments, workplace, workplaces, confrontational, verbal, communication, communications, toxic work environment, toxic working environment
"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gardener, gardeners, tomato plant, tomato plants, professionalism, unprofessional, slacking, slacker, slackers, business meeting, business meetings, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Hell—let's exhaust our illegal options too."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, justice system, legal system, law, practicing law, practising law, ethics, unethical, corrupt, corruption, option, options, client, clients, unprofessional, unprofessional conduct
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
Man types with beer on his computer.
"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdo, hairdos, hairstyle, hairstyles, incompetent, incompetence, mistake, mistakes, unprofessional, professionalism, magazine, magazines, advice, need advice, need help, professional, professional, haircut, haircuts, bad haircut, bad haircuts
"Could you run those numbers by me again? I was thinking of an old love."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, old love, old romance, old romances, romantic, romantics, distracted, distraction, distractions, lazy, laziness, unprofessional, professional, board member, board members, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, account, accounts, paying attention, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs
"No, I think if you find a cell phone in the patient's abdomen it's up for grabs."
"At Morgan Stanley, Ms. Brimworth, we do not shout 'Bingo!'"
"Either this is the wrong chart or- let's hope this is the wrong chart."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, medical chart, medical charts, doctors chart, doctor's charts, bedside manner, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, unprofessional, professionalism, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."
Tags:doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity hospital, maternity hospitals, pregnancy, mom to be, dad to be, parents to be, parent to be, expecting, scan, scans, ultrasound, ultrasounds, pregnancy scan, pregnancy scans, high expectations, precious first born, dream snatcher, dream snatchers, bedside manner, bad bedside manner, rude, unprofessional
"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, legal billing, money, unprofessional, unprofessional conduct, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, in love, falling in love, love
"Honestly, I'm interested. I have no problems of my own."
Tags:brag, bragging, rude, impolite, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, sarcasm, sarcastic
"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, street vendor, street vendors, caterer, caterers, catering, arrest, arrests, handcuff, handcuffs, incompetent, incompetence, bad food, improvise, improvising, improviser, improvisers, unprofessional, professionalism
"I could have done more but he was just so icky inside."
Old MacDonald had an Office
Tags:old macdonald, old mcdonald, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, offices, office worker, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, farm animal, farm animals, duck, ducks, pig, pigs, unprofessional, disorganised, disorganisation, kids song, kids songs, kids' song, kids' songs
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"Look, I know I'm here to answer some tough questions, but could I have some easy ones to warm up with?"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, press, press conference, conference, reporter, reporters, journalism, journalists, journalist, dodging the question, avoiding the question, unprepared, not prepared, unprofessional, public speaking, public speaker, public speakers
Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
"First one to peek pays the other's malpractice premiums for the year."
Tags:malpractice premiums, malpractice premium, malpractice, medical malpractice, unprofessional, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, or, operating room, operating rooms, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, childish, immature, childish games, eyes closed, peek, peeking, doctor, doctors
"Give me a break, Doctor."
Tags:get well soon, clown, clowns, clown nose, clown noses, red nose, red noses, laughter is the best medicine, clown doctor, clown doctors, fed up, overkill, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, professionalism, unprofessional, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, hospital clowning