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'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
Tags:janitor, janitor, cleaning staff, cleaner, cleaners, custodian, custodians, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book, books, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, book signing, book signings, meet the author, meet the writer, event, events, mop, mops, bucket, buckets, pail, pails, tool, tools, relaxing, resting, word play, wordplay
"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the ﬂoor with you."
Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!
"Hey, hon - they published my article."
"The same woman who dusts and sweeps and mops all the time, went to the garden supply store today and bought dirt!"
'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'
A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
Tags:janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners, caretaker, caretakers, cleaning, grape, grapes, wine, wines, beaujolais, affordable, cheap, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, bronx, mop, mops, mopping, winemaking, winemaker, winemakers, vintner, vintners, winery, wineries, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs
'For our wedding I wanted to ask you if you would be a broomsman?'
Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!
Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.
Two cleaners face-off on a checked floor - "Check!"
'There's another wet spot over here.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, mop, mops, mopping, mopper, wipe, wipes, wiping, wiper, wipers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, wet spot, wet spots, caution, cautions, cautioning, cautioned, slip, slips, slipping, slippery, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'That was Colonel Mustard. He'd like a mop, some bleach and several large trash bags brought to the conservatory right away.'
"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."
Tags:community service, community services, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, legal system, legal systems, justice system, justice systems, sentence, sentences, sentencing, conviction, convictions, chore, chores, courthouse, courthouses, mop, mops, mopping, mopped, cleaning, menial tasks, menial work
"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"
'You said you wanted more responsibilities. Well, we agree...'
'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'
"I can't go out right now. It's cleaning day and my bucket list has a mop in it."
'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'