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"I was promised plausible deniability."
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'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
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'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'
'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
'We agree to pay off all claims... provided we get a government bailout.'
'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
'Do you promise to tell the truth while doing your best to be misleading and evasive?'
'My testimony is not the whole truth... but it is truthesque.'
'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'
"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."
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'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'
Targeting the 'Low Expectation' voter.
ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!
'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'
Walk right in. Sit right down.
Donald Trump struggles to keep up all of the promises he made.
'I never promised you wealth from this job. I said you would take rags to Rich's.'
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'OK, you gotta swear on sumo honor... Does my mawashi make me look fat?'
'Do you, John, promise to return the tux on time and in good condition.'
'And do you promise to mime the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?'
'Don't come any closer or I'll jump. I swear I'll jump...'
'Make any unfulfillable promises lately?'
'Well, our financial advisor is a man of his work. He promised me the moon, then he mooned me.'
'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'