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"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"
The World's Most Powerful Computer
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"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"
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'Assume your positions - let's bring these Humans TO THEIR KNEES!'
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'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'
'It's easy for you... you've been to Obedience School.'
'I've never worked for a woman...should I call you Debbie or Ms. Enright?'
"Why? Because I'm the master, that's why."
"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?
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"Stay? But, Harv, there's a great, wide, wonderful world out there waiting for me!"
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'...and then I began reading the book of New Regulations.'
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"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
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'That's love, honor, and obey, not eBay!'
"Uh oh, here come more regulations."
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"He refuses to obey direct orders!"
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'Glen is really being a trouper about adhering to the city's water-rationing ordinance.'
"He's right - you only said he couldn't sleep on the bed."
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'What do you mean love, cherish and obey?'
Keep off the grass
"Well, maybe next time you'll listen when Mommy tells you not to run with a porcupine."
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