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'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'
'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'
'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'
'The fact is, you arrived after the shots were fired. You never actually saw my client pull the trigger. Isn't that true?'
'He was your height, but thinner and better looking. You haven't caught him yet, so obviously he's smarter.'
Federal witness protection agency.
'Take your time, Your Honor. Do you see which lawyer is out of order?'
'Counsellor Westcott!! For the last time! Stop Badgering the witness!'
'Please step up to the bench and tell me where you got that lovely outfit.'
'I'd be a free man today if it weren't for all the witnesses, the evidence and my confession.'
'I'm worried about our character witness.'
'Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's they way it should have happened, and that's they way I'm going to remember it happened.'
'Looks like another tear jerker.'
'The one in the middle is kind of cute!'
'You're a pointer! Point to the suspect!'
'Let me inform the witness that 'horse-feathers' is not a proper response!'