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"I thought you said you were just passing through."
"Twenty Seven wonderful years. They don't make gigolos like you anymore."
"He hasn't given me a drawer yet, but I do have a designated outlet for my charger."
"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."
"You've never been in a committed relationship. And you have the nerve to call me feral?"
"Katia, I know that with the right combination of therapy and medication I could have a committed relationship with you."
"You're not the 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, are you?"
'I'm looking for marriage and kids. Hi, what's your name?'
'This is our fourth date together, don't we get a gold watch?'
"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."
How You Can Tell You're In A Committed Relationship
"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"
"It isn't that I don't like you, Ralph...it's just that I think we're seeing too much of each other."