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In the event of emergency, break glass gently.
"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"
"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"
"Are you what they call a people watcher?"
No Talking on the Train.
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)